Ok here's the deal. Ask your kids these questions and see what answers you come up with. It's a very enlightening experience.1. What is something I always say to you?
Xx: "George Washington"
Paul James: "Green"
(These are both things I say a LOT!)
2. What makes me happy?
Xx: Going to Aunt Ginny's house. A lot of things.
Paul James: New episodes of Burn Notice.
3. What makes me sad?
Xx: Things that are sad make you sad
Paul James: No more new episodes of Burn Notice.
4. How do I make you laugh?
Xx: Um..a lot of things..the quotes of dangerous death that you do.
Paul James: I guess, by being a killahhh.
5. What do you think I was like as a child?
Xx: Crazy? Um, I mean, fun?
Paul James: I guess like how you are now, only not as mature.
6. How old am I?
Xx: You're 49..no, really!
Paul James: 49
7. How tall am I?
Xx: 5' 4" and a half
Paul James: 5' 4"
8. What is my favorite thing to do?
Xx: Hang out with Aunt Ginny?
Paul James: Be awesome.
9. What do I do when you're not around?
Xx: Party!
Paul James: How would I know?
10. If I become famous, what will it be for?
Xx: For being a killah! The longest commented blogger..the person with the most comments on their blog.
Paul James: Genocide. No, I'm kidding. I'd say as an actor... or author.
11. What am I really good at?
Xx: Um, killing?
Paul James: Being awesome.
12. What am I not really good at?
Xx: Remembering things?
Paul James: Not being awesome. :(
13. What is my job?
Xx: To kill? I can't think..that ambulance place.
Paul James: Being one of those dudes that answer phones at that medicaid...medical...things..
14. What is my favorite food?
Xx: I don't know, you like a lot of stuff.
Paul James: Maybe lasagna or baked ziti.
15. What makes you proud of me?
Xx: That you're awesome.
Paul James: Being able to analyze people really well...and your good advice.
16. If I were a cartoon character, who would I be?
Xx: Invader Zim
Paul James: Spongebob Squarepants, no, let me think.. (we went to the next question and forgot to go back)
17. What do you and I do together?
Xx: Watch movies and stuff
Paul James: Be whack jobs together
18. How are we the same?
Xx: We have the same brown hair and the same color eyes and we both have the same first name, and the same teeth and our eyebrows arch the same way..and we're both girls
Paul James: We're both whack jobs and we both have the same nose and same birthmarks.
19. How are you and I different?
Xx: We vary in height
Paul James: our interests overall.
20. How do you know that I love you?
Xx: Because you buy food and stuff for us , and you haven't gotten rid of us..you haven't kicked us out
Paul James: Because you haven't offed us yet, you have never screamed "Why me?!" ..AND.. you haven't sold us for a pitcher of beer.
21. Where is my favorite place to go?
Xx: Aunt Ginny's house
Paul James: Home
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